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	<title>Phil Dzikiy</title>
	<link>http://phildzikiy.com</link>
	<description>...is a writer</description>
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		<title>Winter Olympics Haiku</title>
		<description>Alpine Skiing

Beauty comes from speed
Love watching the intervals
The falls are brutal

Ice Dancing

Sadly literal —
it's like pairs figure skating
with added boredom.

Snowboard Cross

This one should be great.
Lead changes, crashes and more...
...oh, really? That's it?

Moguls

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, JUMP
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump

Halfpipe

Really, one question:
Is Shaun White ...</description>
		<link>http://phildzikiy.com/2010/02/23/winter-olympics-haiku/</link>
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		<title>From the spam file</title>
		<description>I block a lot of spam comments from the site. Most of them are complete gibberish, but a few of them come oh-so-close to making sense. This was the first one to make me laugh:

"I am very impressed with the article I have just read. I wish the writer of ...</description>
		<link>http://phildzikiy.com/2010/02/16/from-the-spam-file/</link>
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		<title>My Top 100 Albums of the Decade (20-11)</title>
		<description>20. The Futureheads - The Futureheads (2004)

"Welcome to your new job, hope you have a wonderful first day — we are so happy to have you join the team, you are so lucky on your first day. And they say this is the job that people die for, I hope ...</description>
		<link>http://phildzikiy.com/2010/02/12/my-top-100-albums-of-the-decade-20-11/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Hatin&#8217; It</title>
		<description>It's hard for me to pick my least favorite thing about McDonald's: Its destructive and deplorable business practices, its nauseating food or its godawful commercials.

I'm not sure if I've enjoyed even one McDonald's commercial during the "I'm Lovin' It" era. All of these ads try so hard to be hip ...</description>
		<link>http://phildzikiy.com/2010/02/07/im-hatin-it/</link>
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		<title>My Top 100 Albums of the Decade (30-21)</title>
		<description>30. The Shins - Chutes Too Narrow (2003)

"Called to see if your back was still aligned, and your sheets were growing grass, all on the corners of your bed"

Chutes Too Narrow is quite the rarity — even though it's easily the best of the three Shins albums, it's become the ...</description>
		<link>http://phildzikiy.com/2010/01/29/my-top-100-albums-of-the-decade-30-21/</link>
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