A Twitter Top Ten (Follow me! Follow me to freedom!)

Yeah, I joined Twitter. Initially, I found its entire existence to be an exercise in ego — but that’s not really the case. Not now. People use Twitter for all kinds of marvelous, entertaining reasons. That being said, you still might need a good reason to follow the tweeting of yours truly.

Yep, one good reason. That’s probably enough to follow along, no? Well, how about ten good reasons? Will that appease you?

Ten good reasons to follow me on Twitter:

10. If you like this blog, now you can get even less of a good thing.

9. I won’t bother you with the mundane details of my life, but I will share my innermost thoughts on … uhh … robots! And … honeybees! Or … how strange it is that Bolivia has two capital cities! You just never know!

8. Links. I will hook you up with the dope links.

7. What else are you going to do? You’re just sitting there. Look at you. LOOK AT YOU!

6. It may feel odd. It may look odd. But your sinuses will thank you!

(Oh, I’m sorry, that’s a reason to use a neti pot.)

5. Ever wonder, “What does Phil think about <event that just happened>?” You might get the answer to that question. In all honesty, you probably won’t. But you might!

4. Fancy blogs require too much readin’.

3. It’s free. And you actually gain something in the process: Knowledge. Which equals power. Free power? I know what you’re saying — “Where do I sign up?”

(And really, who can say that certain bits of knowledge are “useless?” Not me, man. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.)

2. Why not? C’mon.

1. Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco!